...and, of course, they used the worst picture of me, EVER. Whatever; at least it will be in black and white in print.
I'm not even going to tell you what it is because you already know, but you can click on the link if you're really that curious to see it.
UPDATE: OK, so the black and white isn't better. It might be bigger, but not better. Ouch.
They also used my quotes verbatim, which I didn't think they'd do. I filled out that thing in like 2 seconds. I should have known. And I'm lagging in the polls. Get in there and vote for me if only for my own ego.