Tuesday, March 14, 2006

I'm Guessing This Wasn't a Woman's Idea

Via Gawker, apparently today is Steak and BJ Day, a....holiday?
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ.
What about national salad and cunnilingus day?


themikestand said...

The following are facts:

- The 14th was the day after my real birthday.

- By request, I did have steak on my real birthday.

Otherwise, this week bore no resemblance to the faux-holiday of which you speak.

Ron said...

In honour of such a great holiday, I offer the following Not-For-Hallmark greetings….

It’s March 14th
You know what that means
I’ll gobble your knob
And juggle your beans
Now eat your steak
Like a good little chum
And when you’re all finished
I’ll swallow your cum!

For more information about this wonderful holiday, make sure to visit: www.SteakAndBJ.com.